A Little Light Relief
I once asked a boozy lezza to summarise a gay female's approach to love. She paused, gave a knowing smile, then spoke:
'What does a lesbian bring with her on a second date?'
'I don't know,' I replied
'A suitcase.'
I laughed, then asked her:
'And what does a gay man bring on his second date?'
'I don't know,' she replied
'Somebody else.'
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I found this on another blogger's site and she has kindly allowed me to steal it.
I think you'll agree that it's simply hilarious. Poor Jimmy Barnes - entrapped by a man in dodgey sunglasses with a silent sickness as deadly and contagious as smallpox.
It just goes to show: one never knows when the homosexual is about.homosexual humour.gay humour
'What does a lesbian bring with her on a second date?'
'I don't know,' I replied
'A suitcase.'
I laughed, then asked her:
'And what does a gay man bring on his second date?'
'I don't know,' she replied
'Somebody else.'
*********************************************
I found this on another blogger's site and she has kindly allowed me to steal it.
I think you'll agree that it's simply hilarious. Poor Jimmy Barnes - entrapped by a man in dodgey sunglasses with a silent sickness as deadly and contagious as smallpox.
It just goes to show: one never knows when the homosexual is about.homosexual humour.gay humour
posted by The Venial Sinner at 6:58 pm
13 Comments:
Oh dear. This post is SO getting forwarded to some of my friends with that particular 'illness'. Too funny.
Kate - there can be no friends with that illness, only sick child abusers with NHS sunglasses. They may even appear normal.
Who knew that John Malkovich used to have a moustache?
Oops, sorry, looks like I wasn't paying attention to that particular bit of the video. =)
How does one define those sunglasses as being specifically NHS sunglasses, if you don't mind my asking?
Easy: they're crap.
Have you never seen the glasses the NHS issues?
i personally love the line
"a sickness that is not visible like small pox"
Well, that's until the Kaposi's come up...
The NHS actually issues sunglasses?
(Keep in mind I haven't actually been treated for anything more serious than a prescription refill here in the UK...)
Or do you just mean that the NHS is so messed up that the only sunglasses they can give out are crap? (Brain working slowly today)
Or... (as my brain thinks this over a little more...) do you mean that the NHS has a sort of optometry plan that gives out glasses?
(Showing my ignorance of the system here... but eager to learn!)
No, m'darling, it doesn't give out sunglasses; it does, however, give out prescription glasses, which are, quite possibly, the most awful things I have ever seen.
Thanks! Confusion alleviated! (A good night's sleep for the first time in a while helped, too)
That is incredible!!! I'm so glad we've "come out" of the Dark Ages. Funny how it is assumed that homosexuality is psychiatric!!
Thanks for a laugh.
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