Tragedy!

Just read another one of my friends blogs and realised that they are all revising. They've been at it for weeks, the bastards. I sat down to my first hour of revision today. There's about a week to go till the exam, every single day of which I will be at work, including two nights.

The conclusion is inescapable: they will pass and I will fail. I will be terribly sad when I have to folk out another £300 and sit the fucker again in Summer. O why o why didn't I revise a little more? Because I'm tired of sitting motherfucking exams, that's why!